Eddie Izzard- Do you have a Flag?

And now to something completely ... new, on this blog :)

Mizz Understood on a new trip! Blogdate this!

Okay guys, I’m back on updating the blog again!! :) Thou with a few minor changes to the whole theme-thing (did I ever have a theme? -and- can changes be minor of they change the whole picture?).

The blog will still be loaded with various crap, observations, weird goofy stuff or weird goofy, or goofy, or stuff, sarcastic, ironic, sweet (without the princesses and pink butterflies - unless their pinned up on a black wall). Aaah, why don’t I just give you a taste of what I mean instead:

WEIRD but REAL STUFF:

You may ask yourself… if the wife gets pregnant, would they be twins then??
http://youtube.com/watch?v=rCMsKjUeLNU

(oh my mistake, just learned from the clip that the wife can’t get pregnant… Handy to have a husband that can, huh?!)

SARCASME:

When the (Western and US) world still treats other places in the world with zero-respect - basically for not being us, the 3rd world have to use what they got and implement it to something we may understand. So. Understand this:

MISS LANDMINE

Yes, some of the contestants are missing a leg – and it’s not a manipulated picture for your attention.


NEW WORLD IDEAS – Use yourself!

This Dane have sold his arm for commercial-spot – with the slogan “Publicity that hits you and goes under your skin”. Damn right..
See his white arm here:
http://www.urban.dk/article/20080402/danmark/704030014/

And much more to come. So watch this space? Alright, but then just pass by sometimes, updates may happen more often ;)

You know you're addicted to Facebook when...

Just a post for a link with about 55 points that proves whether you are addicted to Facebook or not.

Yes yes then, let me be the first one so. Sigh. Right ok. My real name is Christina (yes, it's not 'Fashionable Swedish Hot Chick Red Leather Suit Wonder Woman' ...I'm from Denmark, and so what??). Anyway, just blew the cover, but I do consider you as my nearest friends, and yes all 56 of you - …didn’t you check out my Supalatives-appl.??

I’m not too addicted (lie), but maybe, I said maybe, I may have nodded at two or three of the points on the list.
...click-here-to-get-to-the-link!-you-know-you-want-to-…just -to-proof-to-yourself-that-you’re-obviously-NOT-addicted-tsss-as-a-matter-of-fact-you-just-have- to-check-the-list-now-as-it’s-actually-just-that-ridiculous-to-you-at-all. Well, I just did it.

And to the rest of you, I am officially declaring:

POKE-WAAAAR!!!

YOU-'UNAPPROACHABLE-DUDES-EVEN-SHOULD-YOU-BE-SITTING-ACROSS-THE-ROOM-I-STILL-CAN'T-
REACH-WITH-MY-FINGER-COS-IF-I-COULD!-I’D-BE-POKING-EVERYONE-LIKE-HELL'-PPL!! And take THAT with a Long Island Ice-tea - and sumo-bear in a pink tricot as a pressie cos it’s so cute…! HAH!

(I don’t get out enough...and-and-and, I’ll tell NO ONE what number will be on the next birthday-card of mine, thou as you know, my very favourite friends, I do remain 21 forever, and definitely always on the net… It’s called online-profile-care, and there's actually a company out there – so is what I've heard – that can help you on how to care of your own online profile(s).

Ok ppl, heading in soon – just have to throw some chickens around first =D !! High-fiiiiive!

DK-1407 Christiania

I just came across a bill from ‘Spiseloppen’ - one of Denmark’s most popular restaurant’s. Famous for it’s location, known for it’s high quality, and adored for its low prices.
Location: Christiania
Guests: Usually Spiseloppen host international meeting-dinners. Often you will see politicians, actors, bank directors etc enjoying a menu here. Which the common people can’t comprehend really well, because of the location of the restaurant. I.e. Christiania. And yes, you are indeed allowed to smoke more than just cigarettes. Convenient huh? Smoke, munchies, order, eat! Well yeah, remind you, you are outside the EU when you step into Christiania. Smoking prohibited?? I don’t think so.
Ironically it’s the same politicians who wants to close down Christiania “No one knows about it, no one comes to visit Denmark for the sake of Christiania, the houses are ugly and childish looking - and besides (and this is their actual issue), the location is excellent for high quality apartments where all apartments should be penthouses!” - “Hey! I vote for you Mr Magic Man!! if you can make my basement into a penthouse on a bunch of dead hippies…sure!”
Nah, it’s just sad. Taking down a piece of culture of this size, that meant so much too so many, and still does. That proves the human ability that we people can live in harmonic diversity, accepted like the sugar in my tea, and most important to share the environment no matter who you are – you will always be welcome. But I suppose it’s not without reason H.C. Andersen wrote “The Emperor's New Suit”…

There’s much and much to be said about Christiania, definitely. But I’m just posting this cos I’ve found out today that Christiania actually got it’s own postal number!! I’ve been hanging around this place since age 14 and never knew this (oh yes, OMG!!) …
Bottom-line thou, someone accepted Christiania once a time ago, and one can only hope that these kind of people will never die between the common who believed in seeing 'the new suit of the emperor'.

1407 Christiania. Cool, I like that.



Wondering…naaaah, 1500 Christina?? Huh? ... ;))

Entering and Leaving Christiania - as the sign looks like today

Hunted by a pink lady on a Wednesday morning

I had another easy morning this morning. Like most of my mornings actually. I do take my time – and ppl who lived with me knows this – and all bosses I’ve ever had knows this too, but that’s not the point I wanna make with this post. So!

I woke up slowly again this morning, snoozing 6 times minimum. Opened one eye, checking environment, closing it again, sending confirmation to my brain that it is indeed morning, and opened both eyes (no real point in exaggerating in case it had still been night, right, on the other hand thou it is extremely rare I set the alarm for midnight…But anyhoo!).

You know mornings were you feel refreshed and ready for a new day, and you start moving your body with no exaggerated moves, on the way out of the bed? Me too, well till… MWAAAARAGH!!! WHAT. THE. BLOODY. FCK!??? Screaming as if 3 big fat Vikings were jumping up and down on my back like I was some sort of have-to-die-now-I’m-obviously-dinner! Oh, ARGH the pain! Those fuckers! I moved slowly out of bed, real slow. Wow, did I feel pathetic, - haven’t even reached my 30ies yet, but felt like 78, at least!

Anyway. Rest of the morning went with caution. Just caution. Slowly, with every move well-considered. I had been driving back from Belgium, which was a very nice ride in itself, but God a good advice is to stop and stretch once in a while, or arrange an appointment with your favorite masseuse beforehand for your arrival if you do need to drive 180 an hour 4 hours in a row…. (well, ask me, it was still worth it).

Anyway, I manage to get that far to get out the door that morning, even in time. However, the walk down to the metro took twice the time, so I wrote my boss that I was late and why I was late, only to get the reply; “Enjoy it now, it will only get worse with time..” …’enjoy it!???’ I’m telling you, if you see me in the gym, then MOVE AWAY FROM THE TREADMILL, ITS MINE!

I walked like a duck, and looked like an idiot on the way to the metro. Only concentrating on ‘keep on walking, just, keep on walking’. I came down the main street, and usually not far from there, I have to turn down a little street a little later on and then I would be at the metro. But now this was pretty far with this ugly-duckling walk I had going on. Till I spotted a personality dressed in complete pink with a big white fluffy hat walking towards me. This I could live with taking my own little walk into consideration, but the fact that she had a microphone in her hand and a dude walking behind her with a massive camera got me immediate suspicious. In instant denial about my walk I looked around hoping to see fellow Homo sapiens on same path as me, but there was no one. The freak team was heading towards me. Shit. Shit shit, oh do I now HATE election time! (election on in DK). If I speeded up, I would have about 40% chance to get down that little street. As a duckling having a bit too many red bulls I ran down the street as they approached me. I came closer to them. Why did they HAVE TO walk this way, on this direction and on my time of the morning!!? The red lamp on the camera went on. Only command in my head was “Run Forest, run!”, and swear I did. Wriggling my unfeathered behind like it was life and death I approached pink lady whose eyes got bigger, and slowly her mouth opened shaping a word. And all I was looking at was the corner. The corner. The corner that was going to save me and this. I was a meter from the corner as her first word came out. 6 steps more and I was there. I gave it high speed imagining life with coffee’s where it was strictly caffeine mixed with bit of water and a tons of sugar. No beans. No beans. Caffeine, just caffeine. She noticed I wasn’t interested as my shoulder-showing walk started (had to save myself), and there it was. The corner! I came around it. Safe!!! You fckers! Save your questions for another idiot! And oh dear I hope you are SO gonna delete that part in your editing!

Jeeez, what they don’t do now for a few extra votes today!?? …or was that for a kiddie’s telly by the way…? ...

Laziness = Effectiveness!

Bit of Wednesday afternoon philisophy...

Laziness is to do it right the first time

And also, is it a source to innovation and progress

And proving the point of the philisophy, I've found a Winner of "Laziness IS a source for innovation"... Here's "The Armchair Cruiser"!!!

this is surely a lazy man's idea...
"Woman! Beer!" He claims
"Who the hell do you think you are!?? Go get them yourself!!!" She replies
"Oh-Kaaaaaay" he replies with a biiiiig smile....
-buzzzzzzzzz-

"The songs that make sharks frisky"

No. Sorry guys. It's not 'sharks' as in 'dangerous women'. Although, there might be a notable ..'wavering' lesson in this peculiar story...

from the Daily Mail, 7th August 2007

"They might have a reputation as being fearsome killing machines but scientists have discovered that even the ocean's ultimate predator appreciates a decent tune.
A new study by German scientists has discovered that playing certain music to sharks gets them in the mood for mating.

Five Sea Life aquariums in Germany took part in a project to try and encourage their sharks to mate after a worrying reduction in the number of shark offspring.

Now after four weeks and two hours a day of different songs being beamed int othe aquarium the novel approach has had, erm, a positive effect on the shark's libido.

"We tried everything else and it didn't work, so we tried a new approach," said a spokesperson for the aquariums.
"It has been tried with pandas and primates and it worked with them as well, so why not sharks?"

It is doubtful whether the female sharks will be quite so chuffed with the success of the new musical technique.

When sharks mate, the male pursues the female shark and bites her fins.

The top five songs to put sharks in a romantic mood were:

1. Salt'n Pepa -Push It
2. Joe Cocker - You Can Leave Your Hat On
3. James Last - Traumschiff (German version of Love Boat)
4. Justin Timberlake - Rock Your Body
5. Bob Marley - No Woman, No Cry "

source: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/technology/technology.html?in_article_id=473810&in_page_id=1965

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Yes!? You noted it too!?? Haha, I think the sharks are way more ahead than we thought.. Come on, WHEN is it exactly you hear German version's of any song...?? -I'll let the comment swim around here-

Although I have to say that that's an alright taste for music considering it was probably the first time they tried out a juke-box "hey Bob, have another seastar? I wanna hear Madonna's Like A Virgin!"

...So? An alternative way to save the world??
Could be fun though... :)