Whooooooaaaaaaaaarh!!! Anything else in the world than this!!!
Noooooh! I so HATE it! It’s horrifying, it’s silly, it’s TOTALLY contradictory to my personality, I sweat, I stare, I shiver, every second heart-beat is double, sweaty cold hands, confused butterflies in my stomach makes me almost wanna throw up, I HATE THIS!! I DON’T WANNA DO THIS!!! I seriously thought I was escaping it, I seriously thought it was over, - and I even manage to feel relieved meanwhile as I was convinced it was forgotten! But noooooooh! ARGH! I can’t stand up and say “Hi I’m Christina, I’m Danish, I worked in Brussels for almost 6 years, and now I’m here working since 2 months dealing with this and that…”. In front of 200 people!!! WAAAAAAAH, MOMMY MAKE THE THUNDER STOP!!!
...Just received this e-mail about the Staff meeting, and point 1 on the agenda is “Presentation of new staff”, presented by the individuals themselves. WARGH!!! But, heh. He-he in fact... the other newbie who started same time as me, stood up immediately from his desk, I assumed just when he read the e-mail too (his office is just across the yard). He looked a bit terrified too. I’m sure he looked very terrified actually. Biting nails a sign no? I don’t really care what others would think about this, but I’m DAMN glad I’m not the only one..! I hope he’s really shaky actually. Just like me. Shaky, shaky, shaky - he can’t manage, na-na-na-na-na-naaaaah-NA! See, that’s what one of the things this whole ‘can I have your attention please’ does to me, it wakes up the little child inside, usually a stupid little child. “You aaaare stupid, na-na-na-na-naaaaaa-na”. Or, as it just did when writing ‘...your attention please’, I’ll be rapping instead, just like Slim Shady! “Yo-yo-yo People of EEA!!! Whaaasup?! I’m Chri-chri-chri-Christina! And I’m here to help ya, when ever you have a meeting, I’m the one you need then! Yeah, ch-ch-ch-check it out! But don’t be too loud, cos the boss is my neighbour, and can hear everything we say, yeah..” ..or, perhaps not then.
Special Agent Mizz Chrizz looking for a saviour - I'll put an add on Xpat. Or, just need some one that just looks like me. Aaah, I know. I’ll pretend they’ll be wearing big drippin red noses, big ears with punk peircings, grey hair with pink stripes in it and very fluffy eyebrows! NAKED! Hahaha...! Imagine that! No, see, I’ll crack up laughing instead – imagination works too well... Oh! “Hey guys! Just saw Carmen Electra down on the square! ...Hmm? Ok, Linda Loveless?? Pamela???? Anybody???”
How’s that breathing-technique again?...
Noooooh! I so HATE it! It’s horrifying, it’s silly, it’s TOTALLY contradictory to my personality, I sweat, I stare, I shiver, every second heart-beat is double, sweaty cold hands, confused butterflies in my stomach makes me almost wanna throw up, I HATE THIS!! I DON’T WANNA DO THIS!!! I seriously thought I was escaping it, I seriously thought it was over, - and I even manage to feel relieved meanwhile as I was convinced it was forgotten! But noooooooh! ARGH! I can’t stand up and say “Hi I’m Christina, I’m Danish, I worked in Brussels for almost 6 years, and now I’m here working since 2 months dealing with this and that…”. In front of 200 people!!! WAAAAAAAH, MOMMY MAKE THE THUNDER STOP!!!
...Just received this e-mail about the Staff meeting, and point 1 on the agenda is “Presentation of new staff”, presented by the individuals themselves. WARGH!!! But, heh. He-he in fact... the other newbie who started same time as me, stood up immediately from his desk, I assumed just when he read the e-mail too (his office is just across the yard). He looked a bit terrified too. I’m sure he looked very terrified actually. Biting nails a sign no? I don’t really care what others would think about this, but I’m DAMN glad I’m not the only one..! I hope he’s really shaky actually. Just like me. Shaky, shaky, shaky - he can’t manage, na-na-na-na-na-naaaaah-NA! See, that’s what one of the things this whole ‘can I have your attention please’ does to me, it wakes up the little child inside, usually a stupid little child. “You aaaare stupid, na-na-na-na-naaaaaa-na”. Or, as it just did when writing ‘...your attention please’, I’ll be rapping instead, just like Slim Shady! “Yo-yo-yo People of EEA!!! Whaaasup?! I’m Chri-chri-chri-Christina! And I’m here to help ya, when ever you have a meeting, I’m the one you need then! Yeah, ch-ch-ch-check it out! But don’t be too loud, cos the boss is my neighbour, and can hear everything we say, yeah..” ..or, perhaps not then.
Special Agent Mizz Chrizz looking for a saviour - I'll put an add on Xpat. Or, just need some one that just looks like me. Aaah, I know. I’ll pretend they’ll be wearing big drippin red noses, big ears with punk peircings, grey hair with pink stripes in it and very fluffy eyebrows! NAKED! Hahaha...! Imagine that! No, see, I’ll crack up laughing instead – imagination works too well... Oh! “Hey guys! Just saw Carmen Electra down on the square! ...Hmm? Ok, Linda Loveless?? Pamela???? Anybody???”
How’s that breathing-technique again?...
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