Poor Jean

Hey all ya frequent readers out there!!
...Hi Liz, who's you?? (yeah, you can see me waiving) Looking forward for Friday! :O)
Anyway, poor Jean-story... (obvisouly the radiator was broke this morning AGAIN - like tssss - and it took handy-man around 2,5 hour to come - despite holidays this week and therefore no traffic-jams, he was actually stucked in one! Amazing huh???!?!) Airight, ya know what I mean - or maybe not.. I WAS LATE TODAY, K! Story below will give a hint, surely.
Basically don't care what you gotta think about this post. I just need to remember this for whne I get the kids or get old or get a Cayenne.. you know. Get stuff I deserve. I am not making sense, and I will not make any either.

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-----Original Message-----
On 23 May 2006, at 16:16, Christina.THOMSEN wrote:
Hi girls,
Woooow, I'm so silly! I didn't know (and otherwise it wouldn't have been a surprise, right..).
On for dinner! :O) But really really sorry for messing things up today :(
See you later girlies!!
Cxoxoxoxoxoxox
-----Original Message-----
From: Anna Cooper [mailto:myflatmate]
Sent: Tuesday, May 23, 2006 4:54 PM
To: THOMSEN Christina
Cc: Jean
Subject: Re: ...

Don't be silly you didn't mess anything up - we just missed the dinner on Friday so wanted to organise one for you. There will be enough food for her to eat with us so she is more than welcome to come along.
Laura is not back till 9 so we won't be eating till say 915-30 anyway.
We're eating curry, it's not a very hot one though - hope that's ok for all? Please say if you don't like it cause I can always cook something else. Just thought it would be a change!!
Looking forward to it!!
xxx
-----Original Message-----
From: Partner in crime
Sent: Tuesday, May 23, 2006 5:13 PM
To: 'Anna'; Christina
Subject: RE: ...
Curry's sounds great cheers!

See y'all soon.

J
xxooxoxxoxxo
-----Original Message-----
From: Christina
Sent: Wednesday, May 24, 2006 10:23 AM
To: Jean The Partner in crime
Subject: RE: ...

Whaaaf, this is gonna be one tough day...!
Cxoxoxooxox
-----Original Message-----
From: Jean
Sent: Wednesday, May 24, 2006 10:30 AM
To: Christina
Subject: RE: ...

Oh yes.....don't know how I woke up, it was a miracle, I tell ya, a miracle!

Want today to be over so badly - listen to this song, it's quite cool, it's from Jim from Gent ;-)

J
xoxooxxoox
-----Original Message-----
From: Christina
Sent: Wednesday, May 24, 2006 10:34 AMT
o: Jean
Subject: RE: ...

You wanna die together at lunch?

And then it happenes! Tiredness and sillyness invades me and I just can't stop replying the same mail...

-----Original Message-----
From: Christina
Sent: Wednesday, May 24, 2006 10:40 AM
To: Jean
Subject: RE: ...

And I feel like sitting in the park. Just to get fresh wind and weather in my head. Like IN. MY. HEAD. Gooood, I need some miracle-wonder-wonder-take-me-away-from-this-planet-or-just-to-bed-thingy or whatever, gotta stay awake, gotta stay awake, gotta stazzzzzz
-----Original Message-----
From: Christina
Sent: Wednesday, May 24, 2006 10:48 AM
To: Jean
Subject: RE: ...

I can't. I can't do it. I mean, I click on the things I have to do (we click on things we have to do, think about it man, odd), anyway, and they pop up un-interesting. Like totally. Ppl ask me if I'm ok today. It must show. Sure my boss is in despair between these two girls in his secretariat. Dunno what to call the first one but sure hell it takes her a while to understand things around here, and the other one gotta be an alcoholic who sleeps faaaaar to little..
Hey, you gotta answer soon, or it looks like I'm talking to myself. I'm already 'replying' this message so you gotta be fast! ;p

Ok, ok, gotta print out an envelop.
Woooh, I mean, woooohoo, Christina got a tough one, huh!!?
-----Original Message-----
From: Christina
Sent: Wednesday, May 24, 2006 10:49 AM
To: Jean
Subject: RE: ...

Am printing envelop. I swear. I am. Printing the envelop.. Prrrrrrrrrrint....
-----Original Message-----
From: Christina
Sent: Wednesday, May 24, 2006 10:52 AM
To: Jean
Subject: RE: ...

...that doesn't take long. It actually takes far too little time. Imagine I could spend 1 hour printing one envelop. They'll probably start hiring people for just printing envelops! Wooooah man!!
-----Original Message-----
From: Christina
Sent: Wednesday, May 24, 2006 11:11 AM
To: Jean
Subject: RE: ...

And cha know, if you're in Brother Orban's place, I'll be gladly walking there (I might even whistle!) (talking about lunch-time) (you know) (in between brackets and stuff) (TAKE THIS KEYBOARD AWAY FROM ME!)
Reply or I'll crack up laughing all alone!! Are you ACTUALLY working??! Huh!!!?!?!?! Is THAT WHY you're here today???


MEANWHILE IN THE OFFICE...
*crunch-crunch-crunch*
Eating Kellogs Speciel K-bar with chocolate. I feel semi-healthy, semi-nasty, 100% great!
OK! I WAS TRYING TO UPLOAD GARFIELD HERE - DAMMIT, UPLOADING DOESNT WORK :((((!(!(!(!(!(!(!(!(
www.garfield.com (why go through all the hassle,YOU CHECK IT OUT YOURSELF!)

Christina is feeling tired. Single-life is a hard life. Parties, dinners, concerts, sleeping is a city in Russia that Christina may have heard off - but sure she DREAMS of going there - hahahahanyway. And when no sleeping is taking place then it happens on the day after-day that the brain produces a lot of garbage. I.e. as above, and most likely whatever will come hereinafter... Finally Christina fits the description of her blog.

Christina doesn't have a hangover, she thinks it just doesn't bother with her anymore.

Christina asks her colleague serisouly: "Do you like working..today?"

Cos Christina doesn't. She might just leave very soon, and come back tomorrow. She didn't book holidays and no one booked holidays to come and see her either. Tonight that's ok. She just wanna cook, no no no, buy done fake food, no no no, McD!!! Yeah! Laura? Are you reading this?? What are you doing tonight??? Ehm, Reg? Tsss, you know me, I'm only joking, McD?? ME??!?!!! He he he - ahem..

Christina can hear colleague faxing in the background. Perhaps Christina should do some work too. Work doesn't appeal to Christina today. She usually quite likes her work. But today it's boring. Well, Christina is bored.

"BIIIIIP"

Fax went through ok, colleague's totally on top of things by herself. Printer's starting, ah sure she'll be fine. More printing. Getting proud of hard-working colleague, she's really giving herself to it!

I'm really not making my reputation any better here, buuuuuuut anyway! (obvisouly I don't care du tout either)

-----Original Message-----

From: THOMSEN Christina

Sent: Wednesday, May 24, 2006 3:36 PM

To: Jean

Subject: RE: Loved your voicemail :-))

I know how I feel today!! Totally torpid (todays' word from dictionary.com)

-----Original Message-----

From: Jean

Sent: Wednesday, May 24, 2006 3:44 PM

To: THOMSEN Christina

Subject: RE: Loved your voicemail :-))

Cool word - it is what it sounds like :-)

-----Original Message-----

From: THOMSEN Christina

Sent: Wednesday, May 24, 2006 3:53 PM

To: Jean

Subject: RE: Loved your voicemail :-))

It sounds like someone who has a lisp and can't pronounce morbid very well.. Torpid!
T'i'm totally torpid today, t'again. Ok I gotta stop. Top. t'I totta top!
(oh God, I'm laughing so much that I'm Trying - tahahahahaha ;p) Top it- top it - top it!!! Top tit.

I like that: Hey!! Top tit!!! Now!!!!

Ok, I'm sooo weird...

-----Original Message-----
From: Jean

Sent: Wednesday, May 24, 2006 3:56 PM

To: THOMSEN Christina

Subject: RE: Loved your voicemail :-))

Yes, you are weird and very very funny my dear!!
-----Original Message-----
From: THOMSEN Christina

Sent: Wednesday, May 24, 2006 3:56 PM

To: Jean Subject: RE: Loved your voicemail :-))

Aaawe, top tit..

POOR JEAN!!!