Pigeons crap on GREEN cars only.
Why? Why??! WHYYYY?!!!!! It's SO disgusting, and I'm soooo tired of it!!
No-no-no, not the other cars, which are ALSO parked under same trees as my car, noooooh, they're…can I say...shitless? Like, no crap whatsoever. Nothing. Not a hint, not a tiny little drop of birdie-kaka.
But myyyy car! They had a PARTY! POO-PARTY - JUST above my car..!! Of course. And for the second time even!! And for the second time, they only crapped on MY car, and NOTHING on the car parked next too!
"Hehehehehe, look, pigeon-wife and pigeon-kids and the entire pigeon-community in North Brussels - Christina - the girl who comes and waves her arms at us and scream worse than wheel-spins sounds whenever we sit and crap on her balcony and eat from her garbage-bags trying - hehehehe - to scare us away? Well listen, unbelievable I know, but she has just parked her car right under our favourite branch!"
And so they sent off the messenger-pigeon, who went to other pigeon-cities and invited those who were not on holidays or doing other matters to join the pigeon dad and his pigeon-family over at Jamblinne de Meux parking-park to crap on Christina's green car. And so they all came, and they APPARENTLY had lots of fun crapping all night!!!
Why? Why??! WHYYYY?!!!!! It's SO disgusting, and I'm soooo tired of it!!
No-no-no, not the other cars, which are ALSO parked under same trees as my car, noooooh, they're…can I say...shitless? Like, no crap whatsoever. Nothing. Not a hint, not a tiny little drop of birdie-kaka.
But myyyy car! They had a PARTY! POO-PARTY - JUST above my car..!! Of course. And for the second time even!! And for the second time, they only crapped on MY car, and NOTHING on the car parked next too!
"Hehehehehe, look, pigeon-wife and pigeon-kids and the entire pigeon-community in North Brussels - Christina - the girl who comes and waves her arms at us and scream worse than wheel-spins sounds whenever we sit and crap on her balcony and eat from her garbage-bags trying - hehehehe - to scare us away? Well listen, unbelievable I know, but she has just parked her car right under our favourite branch!"
And so they sent off the messenger-pigeon, who went to other pigeon-cities and invited those who were not on holidays or doing other matters to join the pigeon dad and his pigeon-family over at Jamblinne de Meux parking-park to crap on Christina's green car. And so they all came, and they APPARENTLY had lots of fun crapping all night!!!
ERGO!
(Safety warning: Do not try to contradict Christina on the following statement. Your life is surely more worth)
PIGEON'S CRAP ON CHRISTINA'S GREEN CAR
But not that that's the worse. Someone called me bad potato today..
* SoD: Statement of the Day
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